Cthulhu. For President.
I really don’t even need to talk about the amount of awesome the card possesses. Forget the effect; forget the mechanics…hell, forget the GAME. This card is BADASS because it is. End of discussion. Your argument is invalid! Cthulhu is like the bacon of the gaming world- EVERYTHING is better with Cthulhu. and with this farce of a political cycle, the levity is well needed and a pretty damn good idea. (not to mention, certainly a better option than at least one of the candidate running.).
Let’s face it. The only thing that would this post more badass would be if Bruce Campbell was in it!
Ah! That’s more like it! (The Red Jacket is really a nice touch!)
I don’t think Cthulhu would make a great third party candidate, but the playing field would sure be leveled…as would the buildings…and monuments…and offices …infrastructure…people…pretty much everything! FLATTENED!
And in Washington, D.C that is called A Good Start! Wouldn’t you agree?